Hi there!

If you were looking for a mediocre blog about an East Coast kid moving to the wild, wonderful Pacific Northwest, you’ve come to the right spot!

If you weren’t, well, I hope you’ll stick around and check out a few posts anyway. There’s plenty of millennial humor, general disillusionment, amateur photography, and stray cats for ALL.


  • Low Tide

    Low Tide

    04.03.2026 Coming to you live from the laundromat. But that’s a story for another day. (Spoiler…

  • … And no one died of dysentery

    … And no one died of dysentery

    04.01.26 For realsies though. We arrived in Oregon sans any dead oxen or dysentery. This time…

  • Don’t Be So Salty

    Don’t Be So Salty

    03.29.26 I start my new job tomorrow. It was a pleasant surprise to discover that I…

  • Sal Tlay Ka Siti

    Sal Tlay Ka Siti

    03.28.26 (Iykyk … and if you don’t, you should brush up on your 2010s Broadway smash…

  • Rocky Mountain High

    Rocky Mountain High

    3.27.26 I’m not gonna lie – I stressed way too much about driving through the Rockies.…

  • carry on, my wayward millennials

    carry on, my wayward millennials

    03.24.26 We started our Sunday off in Independence, Missouri. The night before we’d been curious about…

  • French lick & the midwest

    French lick & the midwest

    03.23.26 After our Mothman adventures we made our way to and through Kentucky, southern Indiana, and…

  • panhandle purgatory

    panhandle purgatory

    3.22.26 Western Maryland is a mixed bag. Yes, my opening post was actually West Virginia BUT…

  • Ames goes west …

    Ames goes west …

    3.20.26 Can you have a midlife crisis at 39 1/2 years old? Maybe. Maybe that looks…